late night over pancakes

H: What are you playing Klaas?
K: (In the process of shoving a baseball in Hazel's fringed boot) Boot!
H: Oh. (Impressed.) That's a really hard game.
K: Yes. It's a berry hard game.

K: Mommy! Mommy! Stop dancing! I have something to tell you!
Me: What?
K: I am playing boot!

After reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Hazel said to be that if I was fat, I would be a caterpillar.