J: (Enters living room and sees E using old keyboard instead of awesome new keyboard.) What are you doing? Where's the keyboard?
E: I got this one out because the black one was acting up.
E: The num lock was stuck and the "3" key was stuck down and wouldn't depress.
J: That's weird. (He picks up the keyboard and starts looking it over.)
E: Yeah, very weird. Maybe it needs to be cleaned out or something.
J: Maybe. Let me look at it. (Continues to push buttons on keyboard.)
E: Yeah, I really think we should take it apart and clean it out.
J: (Looking at E suspiciously) Why? Did something happen?
E: (Looking away randomly) Not really.
J: Not really?
E: Well, maybe I spilled coffee on it.
J: Were you planning on telling me this or just waiting until I took it apart to find out?
E: The second option.