I received a wonderful catalog in the mail today.
As Jason put it, it's "hipster authentica that only stockbrokers can afford."
You have these overalls, a steal at $595. And super baggy to boot.
Or these, the "Skinny Harem Pant." Only $98 to look like you're shopping at MC Hammer's estate sale.
And finally, these "Levi's Denim Short Shorts." For the person who is immodest, so lazy they can't go to Goodwill and buy a pair of pants to cut off themselves, and has money to burn. $265.