Beware Dangerous Red Socks

My red soccer socks had better watch out. They're lying on the couch with my cat, innocently watching Around the World in 80 Days (a very good film and an even better book) unaware that they will soon meet the wrath of the laundress (aka me). I did my laundry tonight like a good person does and when I took out one of my favorite tank tops, what did I see? A lovely green shirt covered in red blotches! Garrrr. (I realize that I am the one who should not have put the red socks in with other clothing items, but still, I need to blame something else!)