Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Headline: Produce Running Wild in Davis!

Imagine, you're sitting in your American history class taking notes on the U.S. control of the Philippines in the early 1900s. Everything is normal, the professor makes a joke or two in the midst of the lecture and then continues talking about trade outposts and imperialism.

Then, there is a commotion in the back of the room, the professor starts frowning and you hear some yelling. You turn around and you see a giant banana running down the aisle to the front of the classroom. Is this part of the lecture you might ask? That's what I was wondering this morning when, really, a person dressed in a banana costume ran into the lecture hall, up to the front of the classroom, jumped up and down while my teacher got a little irritated (obviously) and asked him to leave. Then the banana man ran to the back of the room, fought with a gorilla, then they both ran out.

That was my morning, how was yours?

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