Wednesday, September 29, 2004

We Interrupt Regular Programming to Bring You This Update

He's done it again! Let the nations rejoice! Takeru Kobayashi set for himself and the world a new hot dog eating record: 53.5 dogs in 12 minutes. George Shea, the cofounder of the International Federation of Competitive Eating said the following:

"Look, the kid is a true champion who wants to out on top. He will always be the greatest. Women will want him, men want to be hiim and all forms of beef and beef byproducts fear him."

Good sentiment George.

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2 comments:

Jason said...

OK, 4 jars of mayonaise?!?! I tink I'm going to vomit

Wesley said...

AMEN! mayonnaise=devil