Sunday, July 11, 2004

The Dangers of Office Equipment

This evening, while preparing to think of a topic for today's blog and while being slightly distracted by Bob and Larry, those incredibly silly hosts of Veggie Tales on the television, I mutilated my toe. Who knew that it was completely possible (and too easy) to run over your toe with the rolly office chairs? I certainly didn't! It hurt. A lot. Here's a picture of my toe for your viewing pleasure.


Liz's Foot Posted by Hello

My new injury inspires me to focus on this subject of toe injuries. My good friend Wes has a similar, if not more permanent injury. When he was three, Wes was being a good son and helping his dad mow the lawn. As Wes was pushing his own bubble-blowing mini-mower, Wes's dad somehow (the details are unclear) ran over his big toe with the adult-sized, sharp-bladed mower. The result is a slightly scarred foot, the subject of which is always good for discussion if the conversation is dying at a party. Inevitably, someone will say, "Hey Wes! Let's see your toe!" Wes will comply and then we all gather around with horrified fascination and imagine what poor little, 3-year-old Wes must have felt when the mower ran over his foot.


Wes's Toe Posted by Hello

Be careful out there! Office equipment can be as dangerous as landscaping tools! Beware the deadly lure of pencil sharpeners and erasers!

Be sure to click on the this link to learn about more office safety tips.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

YUCK! those feet picutres are so nasty!

j3® ® y said...

Check out http://coleman-w.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_coleman-w_archive.html#108973346216534705

Cole posted this with no knowledge of your post!

Anonymous said...

Strange - maybe Cole and I have some sort of ESP connection!

Jason said...

Awesome! my friend's 7 year old son and my fiancee have an ESP connection. Only question is how can I make money off of this? I'm sure you can charge at least as much for an ESP connection as they do for a DSL connection, maybe double.